The Red Brick Solution: Phase II
Once we construct the red brick retaining wall to protect our coasts we will have solved one of our major domestic problems. But there are other problems that left unsolved will surely result in disaster.

See terrorists remain a threat and our borders remain insecure. The fence constructed along the US/Mexican border is not stopping alien penetration. Now Arizona has passed immigration legislation that will surely lead to racial profiling. We must bring the debate back to the problem: THE BORDER. We must contain these aliens from crossing the border, and the current fence is simply not strong enough. The most viable solution for a secure border fence is infallibly without a question: A MASSIVE RED BRICK RETAINING WALL. It’s hard to climb. It’s built to last. Plus a red brick fence just looks classy and increases property values.

Now it’s not fair to say that it’s just the Mexican Latin Americans that are crossing the US/Mexican border illegally. It’s out of control. It’s birds, Cubans, South Americans, Central Americans, and all other types of Americans trying to cross into our America. WE MUST CONSTRUCT A MASSIVE RETAINING WALL.

And we still have plenty of unused red clay fields across this country for additional red brick manufacturing. These fields are in regions with the highest unemployment where not only can we create thousands of red brick jobs, but can keep workers healthy because of their access to red clay. See red clay has a negative ion and if ingested it pulls out positive toxic ions. It contains calcium bentonite which has a PH of 9.6 and when ingested it can bring your PH to a perfect 7. So what better way for brick workers to stay healthy than to eat raw red clay on the job? Healthy, productive, profitable, non-alien workers equals a healthy America.

The Red Brick Solution: Phase III
When we accomplish Phase I and II of The Red Brick Solution we will still have one continental border at risk: Canada. While terrorists and Mexicans seem less interested in penetrating this border, we are seeing lots of Canadians trying to cross it- except back into Canada. If this Canadian-American mass exodus continues it could greatly alter our political landscape. We can’t afford to lose any more white people. The most viable solution to contain these expatriates is to CONSTRUCT A MASSIVE RETAINING WALL ALONG THE US/CANADIAN BORDER.

Plus think how cool a massive red brick retaining wall surrounding our
America would look from outer space. NASA could take some amazing satellite photos and sell a bunch of posters and fund Obama’s mission to Mars.

And Mars is a red planet with infinite red brick potential. It is the penultimate frontier for red brick manufacturing. The ultimate frontier is beyond space. It’s heavenly. Researchers round world have been studying the Tower of Babel and why its construction never reached the heavens. The conclusion is that the building materials used at that time were simply not strong enough and that the only viable solution for future Towers of Babel is to use the strongest bricks available made from the strongest clay in existence: RED CLAY.

WE MUST CONSTRUCT A MASSIVE RED BRICK TOWER TO HEAVEN. If we aim our Tower of Babel to intersect with the path of Mars we could continue tower construction by utilizing the red matter on the surface of Mars to make new and improved red space bricks.

We get our borders secured and a successful Tower of Babel constructed and I’m convinced we would reach Utopia here in our America. AND THIS IS THE FINAL FRONTIER OF THE RED BRICK SOLUTION.