The Phil Tweets Collection 300
Assembled below are some of Phil’s most beloved tweets. His all-original quips are now conveniently arranged here in one place for your viewing pleasure. See what Phil has to say without having to join the Twitter revolution.
• There’s something fulfilling about a buffet.
• I got ahead of myself and now I’m beside myself trying to find myself in a fallen world.
• Made it to second base then she said I ruined the mood when I felt her up with hand sanitizer. Lesson learned.
• I’m your best nightmare.
• Funny how making up your bed in the morning can make you feel like you’ve got your life together.
• One of my ultimate fantasies for my life is to eventually be a talking point on a horse-drawn carriage tour.
• I’m craving primordial soup and crackers.
• The first bad decision I made was at birth.
• My grandmother grew up a left-handed diabetic in the roaring 20’s.
• I’m falling in love and I can’t get up.
• I get the feeling your touted ‘less is more’ approach is really just a way for you to justify your laziness. There’s nothing Zen about you.
• If I were toilet paper where would I be hiding?
• Making grass angels in the sun. So much warmer than snow angels.
• Normal people are weird.
• The key to life is a skeleton key.
• My opinions are objective.
• People are not as stupid as they look. But close.
• Me, Myself, and I make a great team.
Phil’s superior versions of famous quotes:
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but your words will never hurt me as bad when I beat your ass into a comma.
One door closes and another one opens and stubs your toe.
Count your blessings one by one. Count your misfortunes by ten, otherwise it would take too long.
Female Relations Equation:
Predicted Complication x 13= X
X ÷ 2 = Y
Y= π is ≤ Y
The Zune concentrates on being a Portable Media Player. Not a web browser. Not a game machine. Maybe in the future it’ll do even better in those areas, but for now it’s a fantastic way to organize and listen to your music and videos, and is without peer in that regard. The iPod’s strengths are its web browsing and apps. If those sound more compelling, perhaps it is your best choice.
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Zune and iPod: Most people compare the Zune to the Touch, but after seeing how slim and surprisingly small and light it is, I consider it to be a rather unique hybrid that combines qualities of both the Touch and the Nano. It’s very colorful and lovely OLED screen is slightly smaller than the touch screen, but the player itself feels quite a bit smaller and lighter. It weighs about 2/3 as much, and is noticeably smaller in width and height, while being just a hair thicker.
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Hands down, Apple’s app store wins by a mile. It’s a huge selection of all sorts of apps vs a rather sad selection of a handful for Zune. Microsoft has plans, especially in the realm of games, but I’m not sure I’d want to bet on the future if this aspect is important to you. The iPod is a much better choice in that case.
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The new Zune browser is surprisingly good, but not as good as the iPod’s. It works well, but isn’t as fast as Safari, and has a clunkier interface. If you occasionally plan on using the web browser that’s not an issue, but if you’re planning to browse the web alot from your PMP then the iPod’s larger screen and better browser may be important.
Apple now has Rhapsody as an app, which is a great start, but it is currently hampered by the inability to store locally on your iPod, and has a dismal 64kbps bit rate. If this changes, then it will somewhat negate this advantage for the Zune, but the 10 songs per month will still be a big plus in Zune Pass’ favor.
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